Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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