Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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