North Korea, Best Korea!
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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