Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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