his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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