Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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