I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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