Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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