i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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