Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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