He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
There r osticjed everywhere
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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