just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Will exercising make me less horny?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
