I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
