And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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