Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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