we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
