i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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