I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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