If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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