she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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