The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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