fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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