that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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