I got chris browned last night
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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