So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Who died my cat blue again?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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