The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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