even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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