grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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