i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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