There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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