She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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