Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize
