It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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