at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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