there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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