he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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