is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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