dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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