So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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