Life is so much better after having sex.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize