gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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