Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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