so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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