i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I want a musical about memes.
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