im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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