I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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