Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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