did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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