I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
