i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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