Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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