I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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