So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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