thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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